“dude look at the personality on that girl” “oh man i’d talk to her all night long”
It all boils down to this.
fuckyeahkatnep: yeahmicah: Most people won’t admit it, or don’t even realize it, but caring for people takes energy out of you. Investing your time and attention making sure somebody knows that you love them and that you want to ensure their well-being can drain you: mentally emotionally spiritually even physically. Love people, but take care of yourself. Don’t burn yourself out. ...
queerettnickelsen: if someone ever made me a mix tape i would probably backflip off a cliff out of love 47 times then kiss them on the face and repeat
brainfried: if you stab a white person, mayonnaise will come out
condommodel: stop being cute you live far away
ranetree: I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
deodrant: i literally do not get over things ever
cosmo tip #677
expertcosmotips: planning to go on a diet? why
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
cosmo tip #694
expertcosmotips: make sure he takes you on a date to see that new movie with white people as the main characters for a romantic night out
The Advantages Of Being Single (Yes, you read... →
WAAAY better than being in a relationship. Not convinced? Check it out. I’m single as fuck since forever so why am I not doing these yet I knew being single was awesome I truly don’t AGREE WITH EVERYTHING EXCEPT #15 thats a no no for me
yougotvexed: reasons to let me cuddle you: I will stick my cold hands all over your body I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ nuzzling??? I will be smiling the whole time you’re warm and I’m not let me leech your heat please
grimelords: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
Cutie needed for cuddles. Beards are a plus....
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping
slutsy: we’ve made eye contact at least twice this month just date me already
realitybl0ws: heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store